Wyld Life and Halloween

Well, faithful readers, my ten day protest of the Mother Ship has come to an end. Somewhere in between realizing that he is a bad Young Life leader and dressing up as Girl Scout cookies for Halloween, Greg deciding to stop blogging again. Perhaps this was a deliberate attempt to frustrate my protest. What good is refusing to respond when there is nothing to respond to. I am starting to believe that Greg is an evil genius. It has taken me some time to come to this realization. Greg's blog really threw me off course. He wants us to think that he is actually the kind of person who would blog about random crap ranging from his weight, his parents' sexual relations, his own blogging habits, and Halloween costumes. The Mother Ship is nothing but a Red Herring. He wants to divert our attention away from his evil genius and towards ridiculous things that are probably all made up. In fact, I'm ready to believe that Greg is one of the most evil, sinister, and conniving people on this planet. My advice: whatever Greg blogs abouts, believe the opposite. Whatever he says to do, do the opposite.

For instance, Greg claims he celebrated Halloween dressed up as a box of Girl Scout cookies. He even fabricated a picture. People: nobody is dumb enough to do this. He wants us to think that he is only so we vastly underestimate him. I am also beginning to doubt whether Greg is actually a Young Life leader. Is Parker even a real Young Life area? These are the questions we need to start asking ourselves. If we don't, Greg wins. And there's no telling what Greg is planning next.