I've Become a Bad Blogger and Poker

My how the pendulum swings. I go 24 hours without checking the Mother Ship, and all of the sudden there are two fresh posts waiting for me. Imagine my surprise, after waiting a full TEN days for something to respond to. Greg's barbaric actions have led me to a single conclusion: the Mother Ship is attempting to suffocate the Response. "With nothing to respond to, it will surely die a slow and painful death," he says. Unfortunately, it appears that mothers killing their offspring is not altogether uncommon. Add this episode to the list. What? You want some evidence? I refer you to Greg's post from Wednesday, October 6, entitled "Best Dressed." Greg talks about the fact that he just downloaded a blogger app for his phone and the added convenience it brings. Convenience indeed. It appears all too convenient that Greg neglects to blog for ten full days shortly after boasting about the ease of blogging.

In the meantime, I received a support letter from Greg. That's right folks, while Greg was suffocating me, he had the decency to slip a support letter in my pocket. As if this wasn't enough, he is now talking about gambling his support money away. "Hi, my name is Greg. I am currently employed with Young Life and I need to raise a crap load of money to remain on staff. I know your family has already contributed a small fortune to my past exploits, but I think I deserve a little more. When I get your money, I plan on using it to play online poker. I developed this strategy after getting jealous upon watching my friend Colin win an online tournament. Notwithstanding the fact that Colin has lost more money playing poker than he's won, I think this is a great idea. Also, please disregard the fact that I am intentionally destroying Responder Guy's livelihood."

So, who do I make the check out to?