Great news everyone! Greg downloaded a blogger app for his Driod. When I heard this, two things immediately came to mind. First, we will never have to languish through another day waiting in vain for Greg to make a new Mother Ship post. I think this just added 5-10 years to my life. In the past, I have been so worried that Greg would not make his daily post. Now, there is absolutely no reason for him not to post something. He can blog straight from his phone for goodness sake. In fact, if Greg goes 24 hours without posting, something has probably gone horribly wrong. I'm talking Amber Alert people. If Greg goes a whole day without posting, I encourage all readers to call the police and report a kidnapping/act of terrorism on the blog.
Second, I know we were all relieved that Greg's life is finally getting a little more convenient. Take yesterday for example. Greg spent his entire day at the office. And this is no suit and tie gig. We're talking manual labor. And Greg was still the best dressed in his workplace. Sure, maybe the office was his parents' house, he probably spent more time eating Suzie's fresh-cooked cookies than working, he was essentially wearing pajamas, the manual labor was putting the cookie in his mouth and chewing, and he was the best dressed only because his brother was lounging around in his boxers (making him the only one dressed, really). Forget about that stuff. We can all rest easier knowing that Greg finally has a little convenience in his life.
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